7 Most Annoying Twitter Auto DMs

photo-1440610049442-a5101a2204baHave you seen “Cheap supplements 4 you” or “Register in my business program and you’ll receive endless benefits.” You most likely thought this was email spam. They’re real examples of spam, but from Twitter.Last week I wrote about the 7 Worst Social Media Mistakes. One of those mistakes is annoying auto direct messages. You may receive one of these when you engage with someone’s account by following them or liking a tweet of theirs. Immediately after you click “follow”, a program automatically sends you a pre-written message. I’m not entirely against the idea of auto DM services, but it’s gotten completely out of hand and is mostly used irresponsibly. The end result is an inbox saturated with pointless messages, forcing your authentic one-on-one interactions to the bottom. Here are the worst seven messages I’ve received:Hola. Gracias por seguirme. Me dejas saber si hay algo en que lo puedo ayudar a Innovar!

If you’re going to send anyone a message, make sure it’s in the person’s native speaking language. Even when translated, the message is the standard “Thanks, let me know if I can help.” I’m not sure how many people are asking for help from strangers on Twitter sending a pm.

[Suspicious looking domain]That was it. Just a typo domain in the message screaming “click through at your own risk.”Thnx 4 following me.  Be the CEO OF YOU! #supplyAnother generic message. I’m not sure what action you want me to take with a statement like this. The hashtag is unrelated to their previous statement and they didn’t take the time to even spell out “thank you.” One thing is for sure, I am the CEO of me, and I’m in supply.I appreciate you as one of my recent follower. Please RT if you like my thoughts. LinkedIN: [removed] and like my Facebook page– There are more than a few things wrong with this DM. This person’s first mistake is starting with a version of “thank you.” You’re only adding insult to injury by thanking someone through an automatic message. It’s a waste of space and we end up with 100 of them in our inbox just saying “thanks.”

– At least we’re heading in some semblance of the correct direction with this one. They’re giving us a legitimate action to take and asking to retweet them. Your fans will retweet you if they want to, not because you asked using poor grammar.

– It doesn’t make sense to randomly insert their LinkedIn profile and the demand to like their Facebook page. Apparently following them on Twitter just wasn’t enough. If you’re using automatic messages as a sales funnel, don’t just direct someone to another social platform unless you’ve heavily monetized it. Send them to sign up for your newsletter or give them a discount and push them to your web store instead.Listen to the [removed] Song on my Sound Cloud channel??This one speaks for itself. While it might be advantageous for them to get more traffic to their song and channel for whatever reason, they failed to insert the entire name and author of the song, what their channel is, or even a link. If you’re going to request an action from a stranger in a DM, don’t make them do any research.Hi Edward Zeiden! Thank you for following!!  What are your hobbies or interests?This message makes me think I accidentally signed up for a dating website.When you open your eyes
To the magic of who you are,
Even in the blackness of night,…[it goes on like this for 15 more lines]This is definitely one of the more unique ones, but still unwarranted, long, and without a point.If you’re going to use an auto DM service, make sure your message is proofed for grammar and spelling, gives something back to the receiver as a true token of gratitude, and present a clear and concise action to take. Here’s a decent example I found: Get 10% off your next order at [removed] with code TWEET10 at [website]. I’m not thrilled with receiving an ad I didn’t sign up for, but it’s a step in the right direction. If they also sent me a Medium link to an educational article they wrote that aligned with my interests, that would soften the blow. Remember that when you use an auto DM service, it’s usually to increase engagement on Twitter, push users to your website to read your blog, take a survey, or buy something. If you’re not doing one of these, and in a quick and professional manner, it’s best to skip the message and try tweeting real content.
Edward Zeiden

Edward Zeiden

Domain enthusiast and entrepreneur, Edward Zeiden, has been in the tech industry for several years. After co-founding the startup, NameLayer (subsequently acquired by Techstars) he pursued a career in